Kinda funny...kinda gross.....
Last night as I was watching TV, Bret (who went to use the bathroom) called me to cme in the bathroom and see something. Now, normally when someone calls you into a bathroom to come "see something" you should politely decline and go about your business.
But since he demanded and I am slightly intrigued by this, I went to take a gander.
He was laughing hysterically and then pointed at the tub, I went over to look in the tub and was immediately shocked and sickened! The tub was full of little, coarse, black hairs (not the kind that are on your head) and there was a pair of scissors on the counter. t
There was so much hair that someone removed the stopper and the drain was still clogged! I will spare you from a pic.
(I am making myself slightly sick telling this story again!)
I yelled at Hunter "who the hell used the shower last you or Brody?"
Hunter then replied "I did", so I motioned for him to come take a look at the aftermath of his "shower"
He just looked at me with a blank stare (which happens too frequently really)
I then asked him why, why would you do this? leave all this? And where did all this hair come from? (Like I didn't know and I don't know why I asked cuz I really didn't want the answer)
His explanation......he shaved his legs! (with a pair of scissors?)
Yes folks, that was his excuse!
Frankly I'm really offended that he thinks I'm that dumb
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